Funny Dad T-Shirt "This Guy Has Skids In His Pants" – Novelty Father's Day Tee

A relaxed, no-nonsense tee that speaks the truth with a cheeky wink. The bold front graphic—playful thumbs and chunky lettering—leans into dad-humor and casual confidence. Soft, medium-weight cotton and a classic crew cut keep the silhouette familiar and wearable; it moves with you from backyard barbecues to diaper runs. This shirt feels lived-in from the first wear, resists shrinking, and keeps its collar and shape thanks to thoughtful construction details like ribbed knit and shoulder tape. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable, a little loud, and a lot honest.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat